Pep Talk

Published on March 3rd, 2012 | by Pep

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Pep Talk: Special Edition, Part 2

Update: Yo, it’s Boman. I think they’re ready. Here’s part two of the Special Edition Pep talk!

 If you haven’t already, read Part 1 here.

 

 

 

If you haven’t heard, Chris took home the Grammy for best R&B album of the year–poor Drake. Wait…what’s that? I am so sorry folks, I’ve just been told that Drake is not a R&B artist, but that he is a…What? No way! Really? He is a rapper! Wow. So Amazon, Best Buy, iTune, and I had it wrong, but we digress. After winning the Grammy, a bunch of celebs tweeted about it saying that it is bad and Chris Brown sucks. There was Jack Osbourne who said, “people don’t forget #chrisbrownbeatswomen,” so lots of people were not happy.

So this is where we will start: everyone who is mad at the Grammy’s for this reason, shut up. No, I don’t support domestic violence but it’s not like a Grammy is a “get in Heaven free” pass–it’s a music award. It’s understandable if you don’t like him but to be angry because he has an award for music, come on. Who cares? I want to make it clear that I don’t like domestic violence, but I understand we all make mistakes. Halle Berry did a hit-and-run back in the day. She never stopped winning awards. In fact, she won one within a year of the accident, and that is as bad as domestic violence. We all mess up in our lives. I know the people in the back are saying “yeah, but not like that,” and that might be true, but we all should be given second chances. Rihanna had the choice to send his ass to jail but didn’t want to. So he did his dumb community service time and thats all she wanted. So why are y’all asking for more?

Now I want to flip it on Mr. Brown because, you sir, are no better. After you saw the tweets, you replied “HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That’s the ultimate F— OFF.” You are a dumb ass. Why do you care what people are saying? These people were just going to go back to liking you. No, you F***ed up and now you should join the facebook page “I F*** up” with Mike Vick and O.J., who also made the page. Also, you try and blame the media but lets be real: you hit a woman. They’re going to go crazy. Are they wrong? No, but they could talk more about you getting a heel to your face that might make any man snap. But the media is doing their job. You just need to keep dancing and making music. People are still buying your albums, so please them and forget the ones who are not happy with you. This whole topic may of killed the momentum we had going, so I’m just going to throw some random small crap at y’all, monkey style.

Tyler Perry said Kim Kardashian should be a movie star and has gone on to say that he has a role for her in a upcoming movie. Come on, we know the only talent she has can only be used for one kind of movie. Hey Tyler, since you love dressing like a woman, there is a probably a role for you in that kind of movie too. Whitney is now out of the picture, so maybe Ray J could be a apart of it? Kim K. and him work so well together.

If you guys remember Ja Rule from a while back,  he had made a comment that he loved prison. I thought the same thing y’all thinking: “He is in prison?” I too thought 50 hired someone to kill him. I guess he just loves being dominated by a bigger blacker guy; it must reminds him of his career. I have no advice for him other then the prison basics: “Don’t drop the soap!”

And to finish off, Jay-Z and Beyonce released photos of their baby recently. I personally believe that every child is a blessing, but at the same time I am a grown man who does not like to be fooled. I feel like Jay-Z and Beyonce are trying to pull one over on us all. That baby does not look like either of them. The baby has nice and real hair, unlike Beyonce’s overpriced hair extensions. Not to mention, the baby does not have either of their noses and no Jay-Z lips. That’s not your baby! Both of you need to return that baby back to her biological parents. What the hell is wrong with y’all? It is probably adopted which is not bad, but don’t try and tell me that is a product of Jay-Z and Beyonce, because that’s not true.

Well, that is it folks for your special edition of Pep Talk. Hope you enjoyed it and if you didn’t…haha you just wasted your time. Hate mail is mostly welcomed in Boman’s inbox and thanks for being patient with me. I am currently moving to a new location, so I have been very busy and I understand that the internet is for speculating, but there are no problems with any of the RapConQueso crew. I myself support Queso and the crew 100 percent and we will take over the world, so be ready for the Queso Squad. (Yes that’s cheese in spanish.) Until next time.

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  • Darksider

    YOU GUYS WENT TO FAR YOU CANT BE TALKING ABOUT DEM PEOPLES BABY LIKE DAT AND DA BABY DOES LOOK LIKE BOTH OF THEM THERE WAS NOTHIN FUNNY ABOUT THIS AND IT WAS MESSED UP BRINGIN UP HALLIE BERRYS HIT N RUN YALL ARE FLAW

    • Chris

      Man fuck dat baby that isnt there baby and it got a dumb name so shut up and hallie need to learn how to drive she is dumb to, n your stupid Darksider and your name is gay

      • Darksider

        MAN SHUT DA HELL UP YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKIN BOUT JAY N B’S BABY AND SAYIN ITS NOT THERES AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY NAME BITCH

    • tstyles

      A man i wont go that far and call your name gay even if it is but for pep talks if u didnt kno leave all feelings @ da door homie

  • Tate

    yes Tyler perry called out hahaha

  • Chris

    yo this is great honestly Heat stroke and common sense r my favorite Pep Talk but this like right here “I am a grown man who does not like to be fooled” will be the best line ever simple but funni as shit

  • tstyles

    man it took a month but this was worth the wait from Jlo to Kim K tyler perry a baby man aint nobody safe this shit was funny but the tyler perry shit i love we all kno he gay

  • colin

    So this has to be the best one so far but I want to know what is going on this came out the start of march its almost April what d fuck!? When us the next one coming

  • Don

    I have been a fan of the site since it began but I’m a little upset/disappointed how the people who manage the site won’t give us any updates on when the next one will come out

  • Yo, apologies. We have something very special planned with Pep. Thank you all for supporting the site and again, we apologize. But, you will definitely want to stay tuned for the next Pep appearance. (Plus, Pep has been extremely busy.)

  • KINGJAMES

    I DONT UNDERSTAND NO NEW PEP TALK IN FOREVER SO DID THEY STOP DOING IT OR DID THE GUY PEP GET FIRED OR DIE OR SOMETHING?

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